A bespoke website, a 12-month plan, and a brand that bites back.
Hello, Bitebox.
You've built something rare. A takeaway brand that talks like it means it — "Not a restaurant. Not a chain. A brand." We agree. And we'd love to help you prove it.
We had a proper look round bitebox-club.co.uk before writing a word of this. The voice is sharp, the food shots land, and "The Club" is genuinely smart in a market drowning in meal-deal sameness.
What we kept thinking, though, is this: the brand is operating at one level, and the website is operating at another. Not bad — just a bit safer than your tone of voice deserves.
A quick word
on Zemash.
We're a UK digital agency. Five hundred-plus websites built — from billion-pound IT firms to neighbourhood restaurants — clients who all needed the same thing in different shapes: a website that earns its keep.
Names you might recognise
XMABillion-£ IT firm → Kingsfield ITEnterprise IT → LiftiSaaS → EmantisFintech → Spice CaféHospitality →Bespoke work — closer to yours
Buzz USABrand → AAMS-SACorporate → DesignadeStudio → Tariq ElectricIndustrial → CroxflowSaaS → 1804 AgencyBespoke →Bespoke design. Out-of-the-box thinking. Built to convert. Engineered to rank on Google — and to be cited by AI search.
A Bitebox site
that bites back.
We've already started thinking visually. The hero on page one is a quick concept we drafted for you. Below — a working motion demo we built in 24 hours, using off-the-shelf components, just to give a feel.
View the 24-hour motion demoThat's the floor. The ceiling is much higher.
Custom design, no templates.
Every section drawn for you — around your brand, your tone, and your customer's appetite (literal and figurative). The site should feel like opening a Bitebox.
Custom imagery, where it matters.
Hero shots, cinemagraphs, brand-led illustration. Where stock photography won't do, we won't use it. Where the box itself is the hero, we shoot it.
Custom animation that doesn't lag.
The kind of motion that makes a thumb stop scrolling — not the kind that kills a Pixel 6 in 4G. Smart, performant, on-brand.
Full e-commerce ordering.
Cart, checkout, kitchen-side notifications, repeat-order memory, allergen flags, postcode delivery zones. Built around your menu, not Deliveroo's rails.
Where this gets
genuinely interesting.
Most takeaway sites stop at "order now". We don't think that's enough — and AI lets us build things for Bitebox that nobody else in the category has.
Calorie & Nutrition Tool
Live demo above. Useful for the customer; gold dust for SEO — every nutrition query becomes a landing page Google can rank.
Loyalty Re-Engagement AI
Quietly identifies Club members who've drifted, learns what they liked, and sends a tailored offer in your tone of voice.
Order Concierge Chatbot
Answers questions, recommends pairings, handles dietary queries, takes orders by chat. Trained on your voice, available 24/7.
Kitchen & Operations AI
Order forecasting, ingredient demand prediction, peak-hour staffing nudges. Quiet wins, real margin.
AI-Powered Reviews Loop
Pulls reviews across Google, TripAdvisor, Trustpilot. Surfaces praise, flags problems, drafts responses for your approval.
Voice Ordering (optional)
Try saying "order me the usual" out loud. We can build it.
We've already done this. See hireaiexperts.co.uk — fifteen integrated AI tools in one site. The architecture works; we'll adapt it for food, not recruitment.
Be found by humans.
And by AI.
Two things have changed about being found online — and we plan for both.
Google still matters.
Ranking for "smash burger near me", "best takeaway in [city]", and the long tail of dietary and dish-level queries is a slow game won with technical SEO, content velocity, local schema, citations, and link earning. We do the unsexy work that compounds.
AI search now matters too.
When someone asks ChatGPT, Perplexity, Claude, or Gemini for the best takeaway near them — you want to be the answer, not the runner-up. That's a different SEO discipline (structured data, source authority, citation-friendly content). We do this too.
What's in the 12-month plan
Worth saying
briefly.
We also run paid and organic marketing — Meta, Google, TikTok, and influencer seeding (we know the food creator space well). We'd rather not quote it here without understanding your goals first. Let's cover it in the meeting.
Plain numbers.
No surprises.
Below is a starting framework. Final scope and figures are confirmed after our first conversation, when we know what you actually need.
Bespoke Website
Custom design, custom imagery, custom animation, full e-commerce ordering, CMS, hosting setup.
AI Tools Kit
Calorie tool, loyalty AI, concierge chatbot, kitchen/ops AI, reviews loop. Modular — pick the ones that earn their keep.
SEO + AI Search
Technical foundation, monthly content, local SEO, AI search optimisation, monthly reporting.
We'd like an hour of your time. No pitch deck. Just a proper conversation about what you're building, where you want it to go, and whether we're the right people to help you get there.
A meeting also lets us get the scope right before quoting anything firm — every figure in this document is a starting point, and we'd rather give you accurate numbers than aspirational ones.